the-last-hair-bender:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tilthat:

TIL that in 2013 a scientist injected human brain cells into a mouse brain, which improved the mouse’s memory and capacity to learn

via reddit.com

To stop it from conquering the planet they injected human brain cells from an incompetent weirdo into a seperate mouse and then put the two mice in the same cage so the silly mouse will always frustrate the terrifying genius mouse’s plans

pomrania:

squorkal:

janetbrown711:

thorinobsessed:

imaginarylock:

crockpotcauldron:

alx-972:

nadhie:

nadhie:

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

apparently it

doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

I want it

okay but have you considered

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

[The first picture, by @nadhie, has a sea lion trying to hold a baby sea lion up, but with those short flippers it only gets to about neck height. The second picture, by @crockpotcauldron, has the adult balancing the baby sea lion on their (the adult’s) nose. The comic by @squorkal has a sea lion doing that “Long live the king” thing to another, shoving him off the cliff and into the water where he can swim, with the first sea lion then thinking “This wasn’t very well thought out….”]