arbormistress:

soravagemecrazy:

thelongeststorm:

memes–memes:

Or a quiet day where you don’t buy anything or even spend money by burning gas. Like “Should I go do something?” Nah. Stay at home, read a book, don’t even turn your car on. But then you’re like “I wasted the day.” Hell no you didn’t, you actually lived.

Like I get anxiety when I wake up and realize I’m off work today. I sit there like…“wow I’m really wasting my life away just resting and loving myself when I could be breaking my back at the hospital right now? I’m useless? I could be making money? What’s life?”

I had a breakdown about this yesterday. Fucking sucks

dsudis:

stephrc79:

thegirlinthebyakko:

inky-petrel:

ceiphiedknight:

woodelf68:

hastalux:

burgundydahlia:

misccee:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

*sniffs fanfiction like a fine wine*

Do I detect a hint of… bedsharing? Mutual pining perhaps?

Ahh…subtle undercurrents of fake relationships

I’m getting strong notes of slow burn and friends to lovers, with a touch of smut at the finish

*drops an enormous box wine on the table*

This is just smut. Entirely smut. This smut has never even seen a plot.

Yeah that’s my order

*rolls up with a growler of 16% craft beer*

OH MY GOD

*slams growler on the table*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

*delicately sets 4-pack of violently neon green RTDs on the table* 
Stuck in a car.  In a snowstorm.  Middle of nowhere. V. Cold.  Only one character has a Big Fluffy Coat. Cuddling with a side of mutual pining.  Best served with a slice of Things Mumbled While They Think The Other Character Is Asleep.

*Comes in with a hand full of those tiny alcohol bottles you see at the checkout* onshots!

*Slides bottle of whiskey across the bar*

Enemies to lovers with a double shot of confused hate-fucking because lbr, no one’s actually hating anything about the fucking up here in this joint. Not even them.

*Pulls out a bottle of tequila*

Look, I know this seems like a terrible idea, but TRUST ME you are gonna have such a fun night and possibly discover one or more kinks you never knew you had.

rannulfr:

skysinger-musings:

thanks-for-the-scarf:

gojiro:

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

There are no Nosferatu, just pretty vamps who hadn’t exfoliated in 2 centuries.