todays straight character of the day is: nobody
I’m calling bullshit Odysseus is clearly bisexual
This is a quality joke
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some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own
What I want to say in interviews….
Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “Built-in bookcases.”
Interviewer: …
Me: “A house with built-in bookcases.”
Interviewer: “This is your measure of success?”
Me: “Yes. That’s the goal.”
There needs to be more cosplayers like this.
“That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!”
“BATman? Well that explains it”
“What?”
“Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!”
“D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO”
“Hey, look at that Bleach Cosplay over there.”
“Yeah, maybe if he pours some on himself he’ll fade away!”
“D"OOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!”
“Scoobydoo? More like scoobydon’t!!”
“"Tell those meddling kids to,solve this mystery..the mystery of why their cosplay is so Bad!!”
“Dohohohohohohohohoho””
“Hey, do you see those Crystal Gems over there?”
“Yeah. Maybe they can fuse into a decent cosplay!”
“DOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!”
“Hey look, it’s Thanos!”
“Let’s ask him to snap his fingers!”
“Won’t that mean one of us might die?”
“If it gets rid of half the Deadpools here it’s worth the risk!”
“DOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOHOHOHOOO!”
“Hey check that out! It’s the Doctor!”
“Doctor, Who?”
“Yeah, Doctor Who!”
“Think he’s got a PHD?”
“Yeah, a Pretty Horrible Doctor cosplay!”
“DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOO!!!”
i’ll never not love how absolutely noisy huskies are.
my grandma’s husky was the absolute angriest and whiniest monster anyones ever met and i loved her
they’re having a conversation
They’re so overdramatic. I love it.
in december 1889, alexander parvus, a russian jew who had become a german revolutionary (& later financier, it’s a long story), announced the birth of a son in the sächsische arbeiterzeitung, publishing, “we announce the birth of a healthy, cheerful enemy of the state”
Gender: enemy of the state
Sounds like the best gender reveal party ever.
lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:
Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:
“Dig a Little Deeper” by Heather Theurer
How could I ever have a bad day knowing this exists, and I have friends to draw my attention to that fact?
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