diddly-darn-ghost:

lmao im always in this dilemma where i dont want to say the phrase “dude chill out its just a cartoon” because that would sound like im underestimating the importance of what animated narratives mean to people or it’d sound like i’d be saying that family content shouldnt be taken seriously 

but at the same time, everytime i see ppl getting really mad about cartoons on an unhealthy life-consuming level i just have to say it. “dude chill out its just a cartoon”

blogging-phelddagrif:

yungsquidward:

targuzzler:

gaining eldritch knowledge is just finding out how to be woke and hp lovecraft was scared of it because he wanted to keep being very racist

the callout of cthulhu

chthulhu: “just stop being racist”

lovecraft: “this knowledge is too much for the human brain to comprehend, just by thinking about it you fall into madness”

happyeffect:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Everybody:

• dance now
• was kung fu fighting
• wants to be a cat

• wants to rule the world
• in the club getting tipsy
• walk the dinosaur
• shots shots shots shots shots shots
• have fun tonight

• needs somebody

• rock your body

• hurts

CLAP YOUR HANDS

stalling:

stalling:

I fell into adulthood like a cat falls into water

fymodernflapper:

1929 bathroom

kyraneko:

truestoriesaboutme:

ravenslunas:

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

There’s also the related problem of “I finished the thing and want my cookie” and your brain goes “but really, having a cookie is a waste of money, you should save your money” “but I finished the thing?” “well if you must … here, enjoy a nice side of guilt with your cookie” “you ruined the cookie for me” “see, I told you a cookie wasn’t worth it” fuck off already.