kyraneko:

truestoriesaboutme:

ravenslunas:

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

There’s also the related problem of “I finished the thing and want my cookie” and your brain goes “but really, having a cookie is a waste of money, you should save your money” “but I finished the thing?” “well if you must … here, enjoy a nice side of guilt with your cookie” “you ruined the cookie for me” “see, I told you a cookie wasn’t worth it” fuck off already.