wildunicornherd:

moniquill:

Post-Colonial Bingo by tithenai

[a bingo card with the following squares: Faithful (brown) sidekick, Inscrutable Wisdom of the East, Space Jews, Slavic Cannibals, It’s Not Racists They’re Aliens!, Oh just guess who dies first, Violent Arabs, Lazy Africans, Vast empty lands ripe for the taking, The word “swarthy”, Noble Savage, Protagonists vague ambivalence Re: Slavery? Heroism!, FREE SPACE, Aged unattractive nomadic scarf-wearing women handing out curses, Marryin’ the Chief’s Daughter, Bwaha sahib etc., The Dark Scary Expanse of Female Sexuality I MEAN JUNGLE, Volcanic deity requiring virgins, Magical Negro, Colonized character who is shockingly “civilized” and or “articulate”, Obligatory Barbarians, Eyeball soup bugs for dinner, Bothersome slave uprisings interfere with travel or acquisition of tea, spice merchants are all pederasts or something, Legions of the cheerfully oppressed]

*screams*