atomic-jotunn:

victorian-sexstache:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

lqtraintracks:

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

โ€œTHIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, Iโ€™M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!โ€

This would also explain how vampires would wind up killing people by feeding, despite the capacity of a human stomach being only enough to drink about a liter at once (or, in terms of blood loss, enough to make you pale, a bit clammy, and woozy). If they get a major artery and donโ€™t bother to do anything to stop the bleeding, then what they donโ€™t drink is going all over the floor.