Think about hawkeye having a key to mustangs humble abode because some mornings come about where its a half hour past mustangs starting shift so she has to drive down and enter his apartment where she knows he will be in the bedroom using snuggling edward (whom is either asleep or rather annoyed that mustang is all over him at 7 am) to not go to work. She has to stand in the doorway and glare at him and thats all it takes for him to jump out of his stupor. What is the point of mustang having his own car if he wont get his tush into it to go to work?
one time she sends havoc instead and when roy smells the cigarette smoke he jumps up like “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE???” and havoc smiles and says “hawkeye sent me. she said you’re less likely to do this again after i tell all the guys that you’re a cuddlebug and they and i tease the hell out of you for weeks about it.” and roy’s like “why couldn’t she just tell them that herself?” “because hawkeye doesn’t tease people. she has other people to do it for her. now come on, you’re late. mornin’ boss.” and ed’s like “‘sup” and turns over and goes back to sleep.
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