MYTH: You’ll strike a work-life balance that makes you happy.
REALITY: Begging the government to stop kidnapping children will be your unpaid part-time job, and you will be terrible at it.
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incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:
Mr. Darcy: Mr. Collins said “You never want to let a woman see you too eager to please her. Gives her too much power”.
Elizabeth Bennet: Really. And what did you have to say to that?
Mr. Darcy: I said I was completely under your power and happy to be there.
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