adorablecrab:

“His age was undetermined, but in terms of cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old.”

Guards! Guards! – Terry Pratchett

In which I feel Known.

deputychairman:

rishtaywaliaunty:

it takes me 3-7 business days to process my feelings

same but I think it’s a good thing! I don’t yell or instantly send an angry message and then regret it: when I react in anger I’ve been thinking about it and analyzing it for literal DAYS, and then the moment may have passed but I will bear that grudge for ALL OF TIME wait maybe it’s not a good thing

drkshdwbnch:

tiredapollo:

lackofresponse:

funghoul23:

As an asexual person I’m always up for Netflix and

Actually watching Netflix

as an aromantic asexual, I was very surprised to learn that “netflix and chill” did not actually mean chilling out watching netflix.  i was so confused.  are the allosexuals incorporating netflix into their mating rituals now?  

this is so fuckign funny

i fuck to survive