roy mustang – tora42's nonsensne

gayroytheory:

i keep forgetting mustang is like 10 yrs younger than basically everyone else colonel or above. no wonder olivier hates his guts he’s fucking 12 years old

this is an old post but im rewatching and people keep saying it!!! roy’s a fucking child and everyone hates him its hilarious

a-zazel:

Roy “Looking fabulous is my motto” Mustang.

proudprongs:

fma week: day 1 - trust

mayhw:

Colonel Roy Mustang – The Flame Alchemist ♥

curiousscientistkae:

Maes: Come on, Roy! I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Roy: You were flirting with Gracia.

Maes: So what? She’s my wife.

Roy: You asked her if she was single.

Maes:

Roy: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

abz-j-harding:

Roy Mustang

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l-m-pandora:

Roy: Punch me in the face.

Ed: Punch you?

Roy: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn’t you hear me?

Ed: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.