Tag: oh snap

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

histrionicintrovert:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

ironically all the people I’ve heard of who’ve been out here stealing people’s firstborns are evangelical Christians and border agents, while the witches and queer people I know oppose stealing children

holy shit

deliverusfromsburb:

“‘And you know what? I can prove that no European has been into this cave before me.‘ Daphne looked around, chest heaving with passion. ‘See the gold on the god and the globe and the big door?’ ‘Yes. Of course, dear. I could hardly fail to notice.’ ‘There you are, then,’ said Daphne, picking up the lamp. ‘It’s STILL HERE!’”

— Terry Pratchett, “Nation”