So I stumbled onto the Etsy shop of this academic who–in real life–is an expert on cuneiform–and on the side, makes little trinkets with Sumerian on them and OH MAN THIS SHOP HAS MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK
For the price of about thirty bucks, you too can have a clay necklace that says “Like a farting butt, the mouth brings forth too many words” in the oldest written language on earth
https://www.etsy.com/listing/537034173/choose-your-words-carefully-like-a?ref=shop_home_active_23Or a necklace that declares “I have ferocious features that exude sexiness”
https://www.etsy.com/listing/540406774/i-have-ferocious-features-that-exude?ref=shop_home_active_54Or be the ultimate hipster and anti-capitalist before capitalism even existed with “Wanting more riches when already wealthy offends the gods”
https://www.etsy.com/listing/543598245/wanting-more-riches-when-already-wealthy?ref=shop_home_active_6Sumerian erotic poetry? Got it. Sumerian drinking songs? Yep. A little something for everyone on your Akitu gift list.
I Have Ferocious Features That Exude Sexiness Pendant (now on sale)
Tag: i want one
What’s your favorite binder design?
The answer to this changes literally every month, anon, but right now it’s my tentacle-lined hoodie binder:
It’s so warm and cozy and monstrous and gay.
-Ark
Dragon: Crop / Full / Extra-Long / Sports Bra
Add-ons: Crop / Full / Extra-Long / Sports Bra
A-frame in Iceland
Submitted by Sarah Dagenais
Knit a Book Lover Scarf – It’s Double Knit, Fully Reversible and 100% Giftable https://wp.me/pjlln-63J



