“LEARN. TO SEASON. CHICKEN. Learn to season meat PROPER! Eh, [?] the giraffe is loose!
I went to a restaurant yesterday, on the menu I saw “chicken a la something.” If you put “a la something” after the word chicken, you are telling me that means the chicken tastes like something!
When the woman put the chicken in front of me, I bite it, and I ask the lady, ‘why is the chef seasoning people’s chicken with amnesia? Eh?’
Next time, take a paper and draw a chicken on it, eh? Because that is what this taste like. Even an envelope has flavor! Come on!
Two days ago, I had a stake. And when I taste it, I call the man back and say ‘Excuse me, when I ordered a stake I didn’t mean the one you use to stab a vampire!’
There is no reason your meat should taste like an apology. Eh? Culinary hyena. You’re wondering why your child is always asking to eat dinner at his friends house, even when his friend is not home. Jesus!”
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