dharmaavocado:

I’m having so much fun with the meme and all the mashups everyone sent in,
and this is like so excellent I seal clapped a bit. Also this turned out to
be more of a leverage au, but that’s a subset of criminal au so I’ve
decided it counts.

Rex kept watch while Obi-Wan patiently worked at the safe. Normally Ahsoka
or Fives would be tasked with stealing the contents, but they were both
waylaid by the wedding party, and he and Obi-Wan were the only ones
available.

Rex counted down in his head. Security would be making another round in the
next five minutes. “Any luck?” he asked.

“Patience,” Obi-Wan answered. “You can’t rush delicate work like this.”

“I’m pretty sure you can, especially since we’re about to have company
unless you—”

“Got it,” Obi-Wan said, pulling out a small ledger he tucked into his
breast pocket before closing the safe and settling the picture back into
place.

It was an amateur hiding place, Rex thought, and unimaginative.

“Now,” Obi-Wan said, “I believe the service is about to start, and I would
hate to miss Waxer’s no doubt moving speech.”

Considering Waxer’s vows at his own wedding had been eloquent and
heartfelt, this was the only part of the on Rex wasn’t worried about. He
was more concerned with Anakin getting on the dance floor.

Movement at the end of the hall caught his attention, and Rex grabbed
Obi-Wan’s arm and pulled him back into the room.

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