A monster is not such a terrible thing to be. From the Latin root monstrum, a divine messenger of catastrophe, then adapted by the Old French to mean an animal of myriad origins: centaur, griffin, satyr. To be a monster is to be a hybrid signal, a lighthouse: both shelter and warning at once.
lol sorry for the adi gallia spam i just um love her???
when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
I’ve never related to anything more in my life
c2oh:
sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.
thor: so, do i have a brother or a sister today?
loki: since you ate my last piece of pie, today you have an enemy
if you’re still unlearning internalized problematic shit clap your hands
if you’re fucked up and you know it
but you’re trying to unlearn it,
if you’re fucked up and you know it,
do your best.
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sam rickrolls bucky but bucky spent the mid-2000s frozen and completely missed the rise, decline, and return of rickrolling, and so he’s just like wow…i didn’t know you felt this way about me?? thank you for telling me! and sam is like shit i fucked up. i fucked up. i fu
If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida
Apex predators
Yooooo
Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people
TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man
Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)
Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.
To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank
Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there
No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.
“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up
Go from “Zero to Hero” just like that. Oh My Disney takes you from storyboard to final frame in honor of the Hercules anniversary.
Live action reference for the Muses plus story sketches by Kelly Wightman, John Ramirez, myself and others.