sharkie335:

telesilla:

me-ainsel:

eugthinks:

I made a chart.

There is a REASON I was housebound for five years. Living solidly in “fuck” is NOT GOOD.

Yeah, I’m pretty much in “fuck” all the time right now.

I just spent three weeks on medical leave so that I could adjust my meds to get out of “fuck” and I was lucky that I have the ability to do so.

joe-normal:

joe-normal:

loptrlaufey:

In Love with these scene ***

k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality

ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this gif since I saw it and I just need to unpack its various elements for a second:

1. the central tension of this scene, obviously, which is thor realizing jeff goldblum dicked down his kid brother 

2. the fact that jeff goldblum either apparently never learned how to wink OR is trying and failing to bat his eyelashes 

3. the way loki opens his mouth as if to try to explain himself to thor and then looks back at jeff goldblum and decides, nah, we’re good, there’s no coming back from this one 

4. the fact that whoever made this gif decided this scene wasn’t hysterical enough on its own and added dramatic telenovela zooms 

5. the combined effect of all of these elements being that not only can I not stop thinking about this gif but also I hear the kill bill siren whenever I look at it 

redwwood:

Being a crow sounds like such a fun existence it’s like

1. Wake up

2. Eat some garbage

3. Find a rabbit to fuck with because you just hate rabbits so much

4. Get to the top of a very tall tree and scream for at least two hours so that people know you’re a crow

5. Join your 3 crow friends in someone’s backyard and just fucking hop around like a goof ball

6. Yell some more

7. Okay that was good enough go to sleep!

8. Repeat