glorianas:

the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be

thecommonchick:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

coolcatgroup:

meowyautistickitten:

Beep Beep Beep

Meep meep meep

Meow!!!!!!!!

Transform and roll out soldier!

einarshadow:

rey-of-moonlight:

evaceratops:

evaceratops:

it just occurred to me that darth vader, master engineer, probably looked at the death star plans at some point and noticed the flaw, but didn’t bother to tell anyone about it because he despised everyone who was involved in the project

#krennic and tarkin: [die as a (indirect and direct, respectively) result of the death star’s flaw] #vader, who knew about that flaw and did nothing: unfortunate

“Unfortunate”

@deadcatwithaflamethrower @fialleril