penny-anna:

1) I would have followed you my brother… my captain… my king: written for the film

2) Don’t you leave him Samwise Gamgee: written for the film

3) “What’s taters, precious, eh, what’s taters?” “PO-TA-TOES”: verbatim Tolkien

melaninmedicine:

You ever not talk to people you love to protect them from your energy at the moment?

wtfneptune:

still-not-a-cat:

Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:

In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.

And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.

You’re the hero we need, yet don’t deserve

libertariancommunism:

the reason why the smugglers in star wars are the good guys and the bounty hunters are the bad guys is bc ppl who rebel against authority are dope and ppl who help the cops are lame

m86:

honey i……. bought us matching swords

bigbeefyladies:

i don’t get how ppl can hate the rain ? like…..the ocean came all this way to give the world tiny kisses & u treat her like this ???