When Aziraphale finally gets a smartphone he puts a picture of a snake as his background, and at first Crowley’s chuffed, because, you know, that’s him! except it isn’t actually Crowley, and then he becomes Jealous. Just who is this other snake anyway? Crowley’s much better looking. His scales are smoother and sleeker and why is this imposter on the angel’s phone? Who does he think he is?? And after he’s had a good long laugh, Aziraphale explains that he didn’t have a picture of Crowley to use, and of course Crowley goes YOU DO NOW, and that’s how Aziraphale got 57 pictures of Crowley on his phone. Just as he planed.
The phrasing just made me think way too much of this and now I’m just laughing
look, im just a slut for some magical exhaustion okay give me your whumpees overusing their magic and having physical repercussions from it, bloody noses, unable to stand, getting progressively weaker, utterly exhausted and spent !!
bonus points: if they know they are running low on magic but they have no choice but to keep using more until they just collapse
bonus bonus points: if their magic is somehow connected to their life force!!
bonus points: technically they could stop, but it would mean allowing the person they care about to die/suffer, so it’s really no choice at all.
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