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It’s weird that you can see a cat spinning around a robot vacuum and think, “Yeah, this seems like something a cat would do.”

bxbs:

I pray everyone gets good news within the next 2 weeks

jakesweetandcynical:

queenofslash:

hummingbird-hooligan:

queenofslash:

iloveamelia:

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse

please share with us the secrets

what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall?

Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G?????

I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy

catsofinstagram:

From @mojito_rose: “Mom came home from work and found us like this. Seriously. We often get asked how we get them to pose for the photos. We don’t, this is just how much they love each other. And seriously, have you ever tried posing a kitten? It doesn’t work!” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2wYQVS2 ]

there’s a gay bar in my city and they’re trying to raise money to get a new roof. So their slogan for the donations is “Like all good bottoms, we’ve worn out our top” and i just felt that i needed to share that

seashellronan:

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themysticinnkeeper:

isilverandcold:

minor inconvenience: happens

my anxiety:

I really like the analogy of an anxiety disorder being like an annoying anti-virus alert popping up in response to the most minuscule thing.

frankenbaby:

sigurdjarlson:

Honestly humans don’t deserve dogs

We sure as hell don’t, but I’m not going to be the one that gives them back.

osheamobile:

osheamobile:

If you like Brooklyn 99, you should read Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books, specifically the City Watch books, because they’re basically Brooklyn 99 but British, written 10-30 years ago, and set in a pseudo-medieval society that’s undergoing its industrial revolution.

There is a scene in Jingo where Sam Vimes learns of the growing nationalist tension and upcoming military action, hears one of his officers and best friends say the same casually racist things he’s said for thirty years about a brown-skinned foreigner that, by the way, he’s perfectly friendly to, calls him into his office, and says No.

This is a thing we are Not Going To Do Anymore, Fred. I know that you’ve been saying this for the last thirty years, Fred. It’s not offensive all of a sudden, Fred, it’s been offensive this whole time and I haven’t cared enough before, but it’s Time To Be Better, Fred.

Jingo was published in 1997.

merkwelt:

ironinkpen:

ironinkpen:

“that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay

if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical of them bc there’s a 75% chance they’re just using that as an excuse for their own shitty behavior so that they don’t have to put an effort into being better, kinder people