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gothiccharmschool:

cumaeansibyl:

human: *gentle “owl” hooting*

actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*

To Vlad:
I love you so I’m not unmuting this.”

:: Vlad leaves the room, I unmute the video ::

To Pete: “They’re making noises like they’re baby versions of the vampires from 30 Days of Night!”

Pete: “That’s … comforting?” 

Me: “IT’S ADORABLE.”

strewbi:

Sir Terry Pratchett is a master of the written word but he ain’t shit for the way he trained me to accept dumb naming conventions because i got three missed calls on my phone from Scam Likely and I spent like half a day wondering who I knew named Scam. 

queenanthai:

osheamobile:

The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack.

Batryoshka dolls.

I am going to fucking set you on fire