In which Howl’s Moving Castle is full of those Relatable Millennial Feels

dwarven-beard-spores:

Sophie

  • Convinced she’s fated to be a failure by pervasive societal messages
  • Depressed and anxious to the point that leaving the house terrifies her
  • Constant excuses to not talk to people
  • Wears one color and it is grey (like her soul)
  • “I’m eighteen but I’m ninety at heart”
  • RAGE
  • Has to get away from her home so she moves into a terrifying moving castle bc it’s free and at this point why not
  • *everything’s on fire* “This is fine”
  • I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE WORLD WORKS o wait shit fuck
  • Feelings? What are those? I only know cleaning.

Howl

  • Fancy degree that he has to move to another world to use
  • Loves his blood family but just… can’t be around them 
  • “Why don’t you have a real job”
  • Cannot handle responsibility
  • Is responsible for things anyway
  • “Howl we have no money” “I’m going to buy a skull”
  • Embodiment of Do It For The Aesthetic ™
  • also “treat yo self” 
  • Just Can’t anymore and has a meltdown over his hair (aka everything else in his life)
  • “Oh no I care for all these people why”
  • Overcharges rich people and undercharges poor people bc the system sucks
  • Last night on earth? Time to get wasted.
  • “I don’t care” he says caringly, while caring deeply.

Michael

  • Anxious bab
  • What is happening why this plz help
  • Stresses out over his homework only to find out the papers had gotten mixed up and he was doing the wrong thing
  • “I guess this now” :/
  • Better at adulting than the actual adults
  • Loves his gf so much and is so openly happy about it
  • A bit useless in a crisis
  • Tries so hard, gets so far
  • Found family is the best family

Calcifer

  • “I’m being exploited!”
  • Complains about everything
  • Bored. Just. So bored. Give him attention.
  • Used to be literal star but things went wrong and now he’s living in a fireplace
  • Eats everything and anything. 
  • “Guys I have arms be impressed by my arms”
  • Creates a castle for the Aesthetic that also looks like it’s about to fall apart and frightens people.
  • Oops he cares about these assholes now time to ride or die for them 

Clearing Up Confusion on Net Neutrality’s Demise (June 11th, 2018), And What To Do Now

lumber-jack-white:

lumber-jack-white:

There has been a lot of confusion and misleading information about Net Neutrality, leading to me getting tons of mature, often uneducated comments on my post such as, “Pussy liberals, nothing changed!” or “Its leftist propaganda! We need less government oversight on the internet!” and my personal favorite type of comment, “Net Neutrality ended in December!”

I also admit to following some of the misleading posts, for as much as I try to research before spreading said “information” that came my way. But I will cover all of this right now to clear the fog.

1. The end date never changed, it was miscommunication. A lot of people were confused because the end date for Net Neutrality kept changing, but it didn’t ever change. Back in April or May, posts were made claiming it was the end for NN, but that wasn’t correct. It was the deadline for Congress to enact the Congressional Review Act (or CRA) to review the Federal Communications Commission’s (FCC) December 2017 decision to roll back Title II Net Neutrality Protections, which passed the Senate, and is still sitting in the House Of Representatives (more on that in a moment). Title II Net Neutrality Protections were officially rolled back and erased form the books June 11th, 2018.

2. It wasn’t ever going to change overnight. Internet Service Providers (ISP’s) know that we have our finger on the pulse of everything, and wouldn’t be stupid enough to censor, slow and overcharge on day one. But over time, it will happen slowly and randomly. Less attention is paid to something when its no longer fresh news. Its done in a way to make it seem as if its not happening at all.

3. Rescuing Net Neutrality. The CRA didn’t go through the House in time for Monday’s official repeal, but it still is sitting in the House and can be voted on through December 31st, 2018. I also believe this is called a Resolution of Disapproval, but I definitely recommend researching all of the official titles for these acts instead of just taking my word on that portion. Anyhoo, if it passes in the House, it will then go to Trump’s desk to either be passed or be veto’d.

Now, you’ve been told numerous times to call your representatives, and that is still what you should do, and always should do, when you want to be heard.

How to contact your representatives

  1. Go to this site and enter your zip code. 
  2. Call the phone number listed on the site for your House Representative
  3. Tell them you support net neutrality, why you support it, and tell them to use the Congressional Review Act to pass a “resolution of disapproval” reversing the FCC’s vote. NOTE: There are scripts, but its also important to edit this script in a way to not just sound like every other scripted call. Make it individual!

more:

  • go to this website to see which specific reps need to be pressured into supporting net neutrality
  • this video explains how net neutrality affects you


And finally, remember to register to vote (look up rules for your state as it differs for dates and deadlines to register before an election). There will be a Primary, and then the General Election in November. Get the word out, remind others to register, do thorough research on the candidates of your choosing, and VOTE. Its easy as pie!






PS. People think I’m a dude named Jack, and its hilarious; I am a girl and my blog is a pun based on this guy here: Jack White

Not gonna lie I am mad that my previous post has 4,000+ notes, but this one, that I worked hard to make sure all of the information was accurate, is a fucking ghost town.

Please reblog this, people need this information.

sixth-light:

rob-anybody:

Peter Grant: “I briefly thought about arresting a fae on her giant stabby unicorn, but then I worked out another way to handle it.”

Me: “The soul of Sam Vimes is alive and well. Three books from now, Peter is abso-fucking-lutely arresting a dragon.”

He tried to arrest an angry goddess in the very next book, he’s right on track. 

Not quite the end of net neutrality – District Dispatch

libraryadvocates:

Today the repeal of the FCC’s #NetNeutrality
rules goes into effect. Our latest post on District Dispatch discusses
how this could impact libraries, and what you can do to help.

Ready to take action? Visit the ALA Action Center for talking points and
email templates you can use when contacting your Members of Congress.

Not quite the end of net neutrality – District Dispatch

systlin:

Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job.