tora42:

My parents dumbass dog may have eaten glass and I’m dog sitting so here I am at the vet hospital at 8am

UPDATE! (thanks for the concern folks <3) the dumbass dog did eat some glass shards but the vet thinks he’ll be able to pass them without too much trouble, will know for sure after another xray

bonkalore:

slightlyburntcinnamonroll:

hawkeys:

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman