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catsi:

catsi:

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

nihilistic-void:

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

damagedpetal:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

fondwitch:

catsbrew:

otterling:

I want to open a cat cafe that only has black cats in it (since they struggle so hard to get adopted). It would sell magic supplies and be witch themed. I’d name it “The Familiar Cafe”.

Please tell me each black cat is named after herbs because I’m living for the idea that I can walk in and find Devils Weed and have lit time playing with them while I eat food.

It got better

glorious-spoon:

roboclaws:

HEY I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT HERE’S MY NUMBER

SO COME TAKE DOWN AN INTERNATIONAL NEONAZI TERRORIST ORGANISATION WITH ME

MAYBE?

@rubynye

ptomlins:

Necromancer: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in museums are usually fake casts?

Someone: Did the Internet tell you that?

Necromancer: Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips.