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reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor

life goals:

– one job that pays me enough to live on plus benefits (plus enough left over to travel and have fun sometimes)

– an apartment/house/whatever with a decent sized bathtub

– cats

– friends living either with me or within a reasonable distance of me

– preferably close to the ocean

– a wife/life partner maybe

systlin:

““Ah,” said Nanny. She took the girl’s arm. “The thing is,” she explained, “as you progress in the Craft, you’ll learn there is another rule. Esme’s obeyed it all her life.”
“And what’s that?”
“When you break rules, break ‘em good and hard,” said Nanny, and grinned a set of gums that were more menacing than teeth.”

— Terry Pratchett, “Wyrd Sisters” (via quietflorilegium)

tofuloo:

YEEHAW AU HUNK !!!!!!!!!!!

The Lore

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shamethedice:

shamethedice:

**a metal d20 shows what would be the 1 side, but says FUCK instead**

Enough said

As many of you have told me (and thank you everyone for that 🙂 ), this die is made by Gil the Vlogsmith, and you can buy one here.

auntiope-3000:

telltaleclerk:

I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt… Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.