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jodiescomer:

You know man, when I was a kid, I was like 8 years old, I had a foster mom who was a Jehovah’s witness. She used to dress me up in a
suit and a bowtie and take me door-to-door to spread the word. Black
neighborhoods, white neighborhoods, didn’t matter. I would kick, I’d
scream, or whatever, but she would say “Alec, you need to learn how to
talk to people.” See, everything I learned about people, I learned
ringing doorbells and being in a bowtie. Parker never had that.
I mean, jumping from a skyscraper, she’s cool. But making small talk?
It’s like pure terror. Just cut her some slack.

2460onetruepairing:

jcash91:

I laughed so hard at this.

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

classicmeevs:

the most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes

lorna-ka:

We haven’t seen Ahsoka’s complete look from the upcoming season of TCW yet, and I didn’t want to draw her in the exact same pose from the trailer, so here’s just a simple portrait for now :>
Prints

lets-talk-about-sects:

violentfutches:

malcolmcooks:

animate-mush:

violentfutches:

so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while she’s there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that she’s an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesn’t want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught

Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wide…

why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like
thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached

because she’s gay and loves drama don’t ever question me again

Botticelli would have wanted this and you know it

robin-lam:

ambient

your-fave-ace-is-on-the-case:

fancynewaddress:

katculator:

maplebungus:

hes eating your power bills

um, why didn’t you give him a treat?? he delivered your message!

LET HIM IN.

Is that your hogwarts letter??

viral-inflection:

sir-keaton:

silverhawk:

sometimes the ocean just brings you. big trees.

just massive pieces of driftwood. and thats okay. its normal.

“hey i think you guys dropped this”

Playing fetch with the Deep Ones.

wetheurban:

Artist Harmonia Rosales Reimagines Classic Works With Black Femininity

aboxfullofocs:

silverhawk:

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

I accept this headcannon.