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fireballandfailure:

swarnpert:

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means

cheile:

kittehkats:

Kittens Sleeping in Peoples Hands

Precious babies.

emilyparagraph:

Weak Trope: Having a character’s driving motivation be REVENGE up until the last second when they pull the “revenge won’t bring my wife/sister/town/three-eared dog back” and leave the bastard they’ve been hunting down alive.

Strong Trope: Hello! My Name! Is Inigo Montoya! You Killed My Father! Prepare! TO! DIE! *corners count rugen* Beg for your life *slashes cheek* Offer me anything I want in the world! *slashes other cheek* I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. *stabs count rugen to death*

rhymeswithbacon:

scrotus-potus:

“Klansplaining” will immediately be added to my vocabulary

Yep

grandpamagnet:

roachranch:

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

depabillabaa:

“ …….. jedi. ”

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

tinsnip:

Adulthood appears to be comprised mostly of:

1. sore back

2. kinda tired

3. i can do what the fuck i want~~~

3a. but mostly i’m too sore

3b. and too tired

4. bills

inkydandy:

Remember when his helmet would sometimes have freaky facial features. Anyway, I have been sitting on this idea for so many months and the unfinished files just sat in my folder for weeks until now. Jay’s costume change next month kind of kicked my butt into gear heh

I like to think he has a giant warehouse full of helmets and that he gets his jackets from a magical wardrobe that produces an infinite amount. And that also leads to Narnia.

klubbhead:

the-joker-hates-sjws:

klubbhead:

commandtower-solring-go:

charlesoberonn:

roar104:

fiyabwal:

sindri42:

xxxtictacion:

After 5 years it’s super slow

It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles

also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

No one questioning why it’s got Windows?

SHUT THE HELL UP

thebisexualmandalorian:

So I know most of the clones have very short, to-the-point names (Rex, Cody, Fives, Kix, Sev, Fi, etc.) but what about clones giving each other Puritan-style names that end up shortened? Say, CT-2929 is “Told-Death-To-Fuck-Off” but most people just call him “Fuckoff”