sdzoo:

Meet the new cubs on the block. Three 3-month-old lynx cubs debuted in the Children’s Zoo. The two girls, Cheyenne & Annie, and one boy, Juneau, are training to be animal ambassadors. 

📷s: Mary-Ellen Jordan & Mike Wilson

prokopetz:

Two tropes that somehow have precisely equivalent energy in spite of being exact opposites narratively:

  • character(s) performing sensible everyday activities in the foreground totally oblivious to the ridiculous bullshit happening in the background
  • character(s) getting up to ridiculous bullshit in the foreground while some sensible everyday activity happens undisturbed in the background

sleep

haplo-is-the-bomb:

Roy: Sleeping is nice because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake so it’s a win-win situation.

Ed: It’s like being dead without the commitment.

Roy: An open relationship with death.

Ed: Death with benefits.

Roy: An every night stand.

Al: …are you guys okay?

The five types of canon.

saucefactory:

Canon: What actually happened.

Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.

Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.

Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.

Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.