prokopetz:

Two tropes that somehow have precisely equivalent energy in spite of being exact opposites narratively:

• character(s) performing sensible everyday activities in the foreground totally oblivious to the ridiculous bullshit happening in the background
• character(s) getting up to ridiculous bullshit in the foreground while some sensible everyday activity happens undisturbed in the background

positively-lgbtq:

aro-ace-fangirl:

pwapboi:

positively-lgbtq:

No homo? Why not?

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haplo-is-the-bomb:

Roy: Sleeping is nice because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake so it’s a win-win situation.

Ed: It’s like being dead without the commitment.

Roy: An open relationship with death.

Ed: Death with benefits.

Roy: An every night stand.

Al: …are you guys okay?

obviousplant:

Monthly home maintenance suggestions

saucefactory:

Canon: What actually happened.

Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.

Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.

Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.

Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.