Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon
Now we’re having a good day again.
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i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has
#is this really what wearing glasses is like?
Yes
Imagine trying to find a tiny detail in a 240p video. Like text on a piece of paper far away.
Thats my morning struggle when my glasses end up somewhere weird.
I have a Lifehack for when you put your glasses in dumb places and can’t find them later!
Put your phone on camera mode and use it to scan your room!!!
Rusty-spotted cat | World’s smallest cat
The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”
marry her faster
don’t take her for granite
Mister Erect-Crested Penguin ain’t buying your bullshit, Seishirou.
I’m cackling this is so fucking funny
I can’t
OMFG
This breed of sheep is the Fat Tailed Han. I’ve never seen them MOVE though
dark-magician-girl-meets-world:
First teenager: Haha, you don’t actually believe in this ouija board stuff, do you?
Second teenager: Holy, shit! It’s moving!
Ouija board: W…E…V…E…U…P…D…A…T…E…D…O…U…R…P…R…I…V…A…C…Y…P…O…L…I…C…Y
Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe
“Trans-Exclusionary-Radical-Feminist,” when you think about it, is a VERY kind term. To be called a TERF is for the person to admit that they still consider you a feminist.
But what kind of feminist excludes so many women from their movement? If you hate so many women for what they are, you really don’t deserve to be called any kind of feminist, radical or otherwise.
Anti-trans people: Stop calling us terfs it’s insulting
fattyatomicmutant, about to coin a new term: ‘K
Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Transphobe
is far far more accurate too.
ima just spread this