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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something
and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy
What more of an endorsement could you hope for
you met a fucking forest nymph
being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
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aragorn and legolas but theyre tired camp counselors
Ugh
What do you mean I have to go outside and be social.
What do you mean I need to put a bra on.
If I really have to, can’t I just cover myself in voluminous layers of clothing untill i don’t resemble a human so much as a sapient and mobile pile of laundry?
Only in winter
Yup. Same.
