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sixthhokage1:

brainstatic:

We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.

a millionaire’s current net worth is at least one average person’s lifetime earnings. a billionaire’s current net worth is at least a thousand average people’s lifetime earnings. to give a comparison of the scale specifically with money

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helianthus-rising:

zerotounfinity:

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sadphonics:

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pandora15:

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it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc

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you know what, I’ll take it

þikc

how dare you, how dare you have the fucking gall, to introduce the thorn into this already abomination of a post

…þique

Þis bitch ræght hýr

i’m ᵹoing to ſmæsh your teeþ ðown your þroat 

jumpingjacktrash:

rafi-dangelo:

*unintelligible gay screaming*

OMG I’M GOING TO DIE THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN I IMAGINED

I’ma just go’n head and announce now that when the gays are fighting during Oscar season between Lady Gaga and Emily Blunt, I’m Team Mary Poppins and I will actually cut you. Don’t debate me. Debate your triage nurse ho.

Please god let Emily Blunt vs. Lady Gaga during awards season be the Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj of white faggotry. I need that blessing.

i have no idea what celebrity nonsense rafi is talking about but this movie looks like a lot of fun.

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galadrieljones:

frozensunset:

shencomix:

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Honestly this is why I work 3rd shift happily.

My BiL is a neurologist who has done a lot of sleep research and one of his favorite areas of study is circadian rhythms. He says that being a night owl is real, it is predicated on the genetic structure of the brain, it is not just “laziness,” and it is not a disorder. He hypothesizes that its original evolutionary purpose was basically to produce night watchmen—people who can stay awake and alert at night to protect the domicile while the early birds sleep.

So we’re not lazy, night owls; we’re the fucking late shift lookouts. Gonna grab my torch and patrol the perimeter if anyone would like to join me.