xekstrin:

punlich:

Please Stop My Relentless Daughter

vulpesarctica:

fluidpuck:

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

i cannot believe

i CANnot beLIEVE

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU MADE ME READ THIS WHOLE THING TWICE BEFORE I REALISED WHAT IT WAS IN REFERENCE TO

thebootydiaries:

you: “cool beans”

me, an intellectual: “chilled legumes”

peachybesos:

i hate how “netflix and chill” is a sexualized phrase now like no if i ask you to come watch netflix and chill ima be in my sweatpants eating ice cream out of the container with a big spoon im not gonna fuck you 

witchbladegirl:

salty-blue-mage:

alicenmaryjane2016:

thatcitygurlinto:

llovinghome:

*cutenesss explosion*