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dilfosaur:

no rest for the wicked

siderealsandman:

This is what a nat 20 on an intimidation check looks like

tinymintywolf:

this vine was the only thing i could think about throughout the entire movie

adhighdefinition:

that sensory overload feel

dorinafishynight:

she-a-mystic:

gothicincarnate:

sortableroseanimations:

sortableroseanimations:

whitewolfpharaoh:

datesanddamian:

thomasthetwinkengine:

blo:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

I would like and could use a small miracle

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.

I need one

teaboot:

curse-you:

lesbianfaramirs:

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

littlealienproducts:

Honey Bee Patch by
TheOldNeedle

dweeb-town:

stalock:

like i realize here isn’t a lot of crossover between sports fans and musical theater fans but why the FUCK doesn’t the nhl make a big deal whenever the sharks and jets play each other

#THEYRE BOTH IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE TOO #IT’S LITERALLY A WEST SIDE STORY (via @stalock)

zetsubonna:

sasgalula:

animallibwomenslib:

thank you, church of satan. you make more sense than anyone these days.

Thanks Satan

Fucking THIS

I got a polling text recently from the Democratic candidate for state senate in my district.

All over her website, every single page, she makes sure to mention her religious beliefs and affiliations.

They asked me if I had any concerns.

“What is she going to do to protect the secular institutions of our state and promote community building outside of churches?”

The pollster did not answer me for several minutes.

“I will ask,” he said, eventually.

Never forget that the original motto of the United States of America was “E Pluribus Unum: From Many, One.”

It was changed to “In God We Trust” during the Red Scare of the 1950s, and Christofascism in this country has never stopped advancing since. There are multiple states where it is illegal to hold public office as an admitted atheist.

Fuck this shit with sandpaper for condoms and lemon juice with salt for lube.

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