nerdgul:

asexualslikememestoo:

bluee-jay:

The most baffling Asexual Moment™ I’ve experienced is learning that overly-sexual commercials (like when they advertise a soda next to a girl in a bikini) actually DO turn people on and aren’t just a pointless, weird trope

I… was today’s years old when I learned this…

So much of the Ace^tm experince is just figuring out that theres so much sex in media not because its a weird obligatory thing because people actually like sex and sexy things like who knew

lesbianshepard:

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

tamagxtchii:

wanderroverryonderr:

brian4rmthe6:

If u reading this

I HOPE U GET RICH.

This is the energy y’all should be posting

commander-ledi:

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

gallusrostromegalus:

pieandvideogames:

acoffeefraud:

today I learned that there’s a town in Quebec where a bunch of people grow giant pumpkins, and on one very special day a year, cut them up, empty them, and use them as a canoe. then have a race. a pumpkin race. it’s even called ‘the potirothon’, from potiron (pumpkin) and marathon.

i have a new goal in life, guys.

@gallusrostromegalus

I AM ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED.

dianapforlunch:

Conspiracy theory: Anne Hathaway’s character in Oceans 8 is how andy from the devil wears prada would’ve turned out had she not catered to her dead weight boyfriend’s opinion