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It’s officially spooky season p.2

penny-anna:

Can tell Merry & Pippin apart, of course they can, what kind of question is that: Frodo, Sam

Could not initially tell Merry & Pippin apart but made an effort to learn their names & can now tell them apart: Aragorn, Boromir

Try as he might cannot consistently tell Merry & Pippin apart: Gimli

Can absolutely tell Merry & Pippin apart but pretends not to be able to: Gandalf

Cannot tell Merry & Pippin apart and not even trying: Legolas

where do merry and pippin fall on this spectrum

What do you mean you can’t tell us apart, I’m much taller??: Merry

“I’m Merry”: Pippin

saintcaffeinated:

happy monday you animals live chaotically and enjoy some words of wisdom from my girlfriend

little-miss-vendettaa:

May I interest anyone in a fluffy man

pigeonaday:

Pigeon 673

bettervillains:

radiojamming:

ghostapollo:

lesbianharbleu:

turns out you can get an all-woman crew for free and the women have unique sea shanties so now my ship is powered by pure concentrated lesbianism

@dhurkedatz

so i looked up the lyrics to the shanty they’re singing because i’m lovin it and someone provided

is that

does that literally just say “step on me” at the end

space-fey:

Me intellectually: totally understands meltdowns and overloads

Me @ myself anyway: what kind of immature idiot am I, crying because there’s people and I’m tired? Literally no adult ever has done this besides me