eversolewd:

yumantimatter:

mistbornthefinal:

speakertoyesterday:

identicaltomyself:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

another-normal-anomaly:

regexkind:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

koito-yuu:

yumantimatter:

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:

tommyeatseaton:

sufficientlylargen:

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

janothar:

We don’t need more armed guards at Jewish spaces.  They are unlikely to stop a serious attacker and quite likely to cause problems for Black Jews and other Jews who don’t “look Jewish” to their eyes.

We need more armed guards at Nazi spaces.  Namely, to keep them in and stop them from causing problems in the rest of society.

freakyandunique:

lunanevada:

I swear he looked more realistic when I was a kid 0.o

why-bless-your-heart:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

why-bless-your-heart:

why-bless-your-heart:

Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they don’t come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because Tolkien did

Funny: Pippin is an idiot because he’s not an adult yet.

Funnier: Pippin is an idiot because he’s 28.

I read that as “of lethal age” no less than 3 times

Hobbits receive their license to kill at 33.

deadgodjess:

bigbigbigtruck:

“The way a government treats refugees is very instructive because it shows how they would treat the rest of us if they thought they could get away with it.”

— Tony Benn (via oinonio)

xenodile:

Boy I sure enjoyed Halloween, now for a nice calm and relaxing November!