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all this time i thought sailor moon had a magic homing tiara but usagi is just REALLY GOOD AT FRISBEE
The most shocking plot twist in the entire Sailor Moon franchise tbh.
Plot twist, Sailor Moon’s tiara was never meant to be a weapon. Serena just uses it as one.
Much like Rei an her cards – and unlike everybody else who just throw bolts of shaped energy – Serena uses her tiara as a weapon, which it totally, utterly was not for in the first place.
when you keep buying books even with 73624 unread books already because you have no shelf control
NO SHELF CONTROL
“Well, well, well… it looks like you’ve finally met your match!”
“Dave, will you just finish putting the dang socks away?!”
“Shhhh… it’s a dramatic moment…”
I can’t believe I spent hours working on the laundry last night and didn’t use this joke even once! Darn it…
Anyone else, and I’d assume the darn pun was unintentional.
But not you Dave. Not you.
Admittedly, the pun still has some wrinkles to iron out, so I tried to be delicate about finding the right spot to fold it in.
I realized I was getting hung up from so much hemming and hawing, and my agitation was hampering the joke, so I decided to just deliver the line instead of pressing the matter.
It’s a little bit dryer than my usual humor, but it’s still a clean joke, so I think it sorted itself out.
Dave.





















