it’s a good thing denethor died when he did. he narrowly avoided getting his ass kicked by his daughter-in-law, who would doubtless be steamed on behalf of her kind-hearted husband over the crappy parenting he received.
I’m now picturing Eowyn dangling Denethor upside-down over the edge of the walls of Minas Tirith and yelling “I SAID APOLOGIZE”
AU where Ed uses those weird, uncomfortable tumblr insults when he’s fighting someone (and Roy’s just in the background struggling to fathom what he’s hearing)