youd think aragorn looks so worn and tired because of his kingly responsibilities and ranger life and impossible romance but like who would not look like that being the Mom Friend in that particular group of people
Like legolas surfing down stairs on a shield? That’s 20 grey hairs on any mom friend right there.
modern horror story: a single 200 chapter fic on ao3 summarized as a “collection of drabbles.” it is tagged for 200 different fandoms and every single character who so much as breathes in any of the chapters. it takes you an hour to scroll past. it is always at the top of your search results because it updates three times a week.
latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree
im gonna eat an unholy amount of dirt fuck off to the forest and aborescere
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friendly reminder to everyone chiming in that the latin form in that sentence should be the conjugated future tense: @aesthetically-shitposting is using the english construction be going to.
this uses [conjugated form of be] + [going] + [infinitive].
to break it down:
[i’m] [going] [to eat] an unholy amount of dirt [i’m] [going] [to fuck off] to the forest and [i’m] [going] [to become a tree]. in latin, “to become a tree” is, in fact, the infinitive form, arborescere. therefore, this shitpost is using the “correct” latin form. but all of this is irrelevant because it’s pointless to criticize the grammar of a shitpost.
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