honessly no man is like … woke until he does the laundry, the dishes and scrubs a toilet without being asked like anything less and he’s a freeloader in ur home
the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
To all of my california friends who can’t miss fireflies because they haven’t ever seen them.
^ what? do they not have fireflies in CA??????????
Nope! They don’t really live west of the rockies. The first time I saw them in Ohio, I thought I was hallucinating.
when i was sixteen or seventeen, i went to a music summer camp at a college in ohio; there were kids from all over the country there, including a pair of girls from california. one night, they accidentally got the fire department called to campus by excitedly running out of the dorm through what they didn’t realize was an emergency exit to go chase the fireflies they’d just seen for the first time out their window.
in retrospect i realize now that the feeling that elicited in me was me falling in love just a little bit with the both of them.
it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a weight in my chest and my body is so heavy i have no energy emotionally, physically or mentally to even move from my bed”
Someone needs to make a monster fucker and furry scale where the Monster Fucker side is the plant from Little Shop of Horrors and the Furry side is the tigers from zootopia
so heres my take on this
Thank you
where’s the skeletons
i added a whole nother axis for this
OASKRJJSJSJENE THIS IS A LOT BETTER
where do the angry birds land?
if you get off on angry birds then you land in hell
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