biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theslendeyman:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ginger-the-espeon:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

coyotetrickster:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

averruncushd:

theinfiknight:

averruncushd:

It sure says something when a rock’s love life is more active than yours

Tectonic plates be bangin

This is the best reply ever thank you

i threw my phone

So… 

earthquakes are actually earth orgasms? 

i going to throw your phone

How do I delete other people’s posts?

believe me i tried

I cant believe you all missed the opportunity to say Earthgasms

hold on i’ll try again

A list of Tolkien’s books you can read online for free.

camellia93:

The Silmarillion
http://www.ae-lib.org.ua/texts-c/tolkien__the_silmarillion__en.htm

The Hobbit
https://www.lake.k12.fl.us/cms/lib/FL01000799/Centricity/Domain/4432/The%20Hobbit%20byJ%20%20RR%20Tolkien%20EBOOK.pdf

The Lord of the Rings
1) http://ae-lib.org.ua/texts-c/tolkien__the_lord_of_the_rings_1__en.htm
2) http://ae-lib.org.ua/texts-c/tolkien__the_lord_of_the_rings_2__en.htm
3) http://ae-lib.org.ua/texts-c/tolkien__the_lord_of_the_rings_3__en.htm

The Children of Hurin
https://ia801006.us.archive.org/3/items/J.R.R.TolkienTheChildrenOfHurin/J.R.R.Tolkien%20-%20The%20Children%20of%20Hurin.pdf

Beren and Lúthien
(best available version) https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sdi8p1p8b3ctvi/JRR%20%26%20Christopher%20Tolkien%20-%20Beren%20and%20Luthien%20%28v5.0%29.epub?dl=0
and (web version) https://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~melmoth/p1.html

Unfinished Tales
http://ae-lib.org.ua/texts-c/tolkien__unfinished_tales__en.htm

History of Middle-earth
1-2. The Book of Lost Tales 1 and 2 http://tolkienjrrlosttales.blogspot.co.uk/
3. The Lays of Beleriand http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/138990/Tolkien_03_The_Lays_of_Beleriand.pdf
4. The Shaping of Middle-earth https://vk.com/doc20746184_255404401?hash=ff4eee42a196ecb339&dl=7c37abba760696ff17
5. The Lost Road and Other Writings http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/138991/Tolkien_05_The_Lost_Road_and_Other_Writings.pdf
6. The Return of the Shadow (The History of The Lord of the Rings I)  http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/138993/Tolkien_06_The_Return_of_the_Shadow.pdf
7. The Treason of Isengard (The History of The Lord of the Rings II) http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/138995/Tolkien_07_The_Treason_of_Isengard.pdf
8. The War of the Ring (The History of The Lord of the Rings III) http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/138997/Tolkien_08_The_War_of_the_Ring.pdf
9. Sauron Defeated (The History of The Lord of the Rings IV) http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/138987/Tolkien_09_Sauron_Defeated.pdf
10. Morgoth’s Ring https://1drv.ms/b/s!Ao3sDPKlSLY5gxZPojP6tng2xNgC
11. The War of the Jewels http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/138996/Tolkien_11_The_War_of_the_Jewels.pdf
12. The Peoples of Middle-earth http://vk.com/doc20746184_255404477?hash=ea2f3c0d696aa70b58&dl=285dc85f4f3a91b2ea

The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien
https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/the_letters_of_j.rrtolkien.pdf

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Tolkien’s books irrelevant to Middle-earth:
Tales from the Perilous Realm
http://1.droppdf.com/files/ww8AQ/tales-from-the-perilous-realm-roverandom-j-r-r-tolkien.pdf

The Fall of King Arthur
https://www.readanybook.com/online/565599#357338

The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrún
http://www.readsbird.com/legend-sigurd-and-gudrun-j-r-r-tolkien

Essay on Fairy Stories
http://brainstorm-services.com/wcu-2004/fairystories-tolkien.pdf

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Links to learn Tolkien’s languages:

Sindarin
http://sindarinlessons.weebly.com/lessons.html

Quenya
http://folk.uib.no/hnohf/qcourse.htm

Ardalambion
One of the most comprehensive sites about all Tolkien’s invented languages
https://folk.uib.no/hnohf/

femoids:

femoids:

femoids:

femoids:

Since my other posts criticizing billionaires started controversy on whether or not “progressive” and “charitable” ones are better than the rest, I’ll lay it out simple:

There is nothing stopping the world’s richest people from combatting poverty at its source except the cheap labor they know they and their friends need to exist.

I repeat: The reason billions of people are living in destitution despite an abundant amount of wealth is because capitalism is reliant on it. Billionaires are reliant on it. Bill Gates will not go to Bangladesh and campaign for wage increases and safety standards for multinational corporations responsible for the collapse of the Rana Plaza, which killed thousands of innocent people. Warren Buffett will not consult the World Bank about its manipulation of global poverty statistics, which is responsible for the narrative that what these multinational corporations do is just.

That’s because like anything under capitalism, charity is an investment. Billionaires investing in charity do so expecting a profit in return. Economic imperialism; cheap labor, is the reason we have such extreme inequality around the world.

If billionaires cared, they’d stop being the imperialists in chief, knowingly befriending and investing in corporations and their leaders responsible for what horrors we witness under capitalism.

It’s just business to them, and human life is a cost-benefit analysis.

Instead of angrily defending them, think about their motives.

That’s not even mentioning that also when “progressive” billionaires say they want higher taxes there is nothing stopping them from doing what taxes are designed to do. But they’d have to stop evading taxes first.

Oh yeah and Bill Gates actually spoke out AGAINST raising wages so that’s never a great look, but I guess it makes sense when the Gates Foundation mentions wanting people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

Warren Buffett is a slumlord with a fossil fuel empire

Mark Zuckerberg runs a company with a business model that relies on mass surveillance

Jeff Bezos got some compliments from liberals for defying Trump, he runs a parasitic monopoly responsible for actual death

If you think my ideas are too radical, check out those of social democrats that support capitalism billionaires still wouldn’t do regarding global poverty:

1. A reversal of the trend towards more regressive forms of taxation;

2. A global minimum corporation tax rate;

3. Measures to boost wages compared with returns available to capital;

4. Increased investment in free public services and safety nets.

bi-trans-alliance:

bi-trans-alliance:

“I think it’s important to be able to be like, ‘Yes, your shoulders are broad, yes your hands are big and your voice is deep and you’re really tall and people notice you, and that makes you noticeably trans, but that doesn’t make you any less beautiful,’” [Laverne Cox] says. 

“You’re not beautiful despite those things, you’re beautiful because of those things, and [believing] that has to be an active conscious process.”

Trans Is Beautiful: Laverne Cox on the Work of Self-Love via Self 

Wow, TERFs are really angry about this post. Guess it’s a good time to reblog it again. 💜

ladylexile:

ain-t-bovvered:

anxiety-depression-recovery:

selfcarepropaganda:

dan-mcneely:

going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material

Would anyone be kind enough to transcribe this or link to a text version?

Everything Is AWFUL and I’m Not Okay: Questions to Ask Before Giving Up on Yourself


Are you hydrated? 

If not, have a glass of water. Dehydration can mimic
or increase feelings associated with anxiety and a
well hydrated brain functions optimally. Avoid
excess caffeine. 

Have you eaten in the past three hours? 

Don’t be a victim of hanger! Get some food–something
with protein, not just simple carbs or
high-fat. Nuts, hummus, and veggies are great
options to feed your studying brain. Keep healthy
snacks within reach to avoid mindlessly chowing
down on sweets. 

Have you stretched your legs in the past day? 

If not, do so right now. If you don’t have the energy
or time for a run or a trip to the gym, just walk
around the block or building. Even minimal exercise
preps the mind for learning so that you can focus
better and recall things easier, plus it’s good to get a
change of scenery. 

Have you said something nice to someone in the
past day?
 

Do so, whether online or in person. Make it
genuine! We bet your study partner would
appreciate a compliment. 

Have you moved your body to music in the past
day?

If not, jog for the length of a song at your favorite
tempo, or just dance around your bedroom for the
length of an upbeat song (singing along is a bonus) 

Have you cuddled a living being in the past two
days?

If not, do so. Don’t be afraid to ask for hugs from
friends of friends’ pets. Most of them will enjoy the
cuddles too; you’re not imposing. 

Have you started or changed any medications in the
past couple of weeks, including skipped doses or a
change in generic prescription brand?
 

That may be screwing with your head. Give things a
few days, then talk to your doctor if it doesn’t settle
down. 

If daytime: are you dressed? 

If no, put on clean clothes that aren’t PJs. Give
yourself permission to wear something special,
whether it’s a funny t-shirt or a pretty dress. 

If nighttime: are you sleepy and fatigued but
resisting going to sleep? 

Put on PJs, make yourself cozy in bed with a teddy
bear and the sound of falling rain, and close your
eyes for fifteen minutes while focusing on breathing
deeper with every breath- no electronic screens
allowed! Adequate sleep is a necessity for stress
management. 

Do you feel ineffective? 

Pause right now and get something small completed,
whether it’s responding to an email, loading the
dishwasher, or tidying up your room. Good job!

Do you feel unattractive? 

Take a darn selfie. Your friends will remind you how
great you look. You are always insta-worthy. 

Do you feel paralyzed by indecision?

Give yourself ten minutes to sit back and figure out a
game plan for the day. If a particular decision or
problem is still being a roadblock, simply set it aside
for now, and pick something else that seems doable.
Right now, the important part is to break through
that stasis, even if it means doing something trivial. 

Have you over-exerted yourself lately–physically,
emotionally, socially, or intellectually?
 

That can take a toll that lingers for days. Give
yourself a break in that area, whether it’s physical
rest, taking some time alone, or relaxing with some
silly entertainment for a little. Time spent refreshing
yourself is never time “wasted!” 

Have you waited a week? 

Sometimes or perception of life is skewed, and we
can’t even tell that we’re not thinking clearly, and
there’s no obvious external cause. It happens. Keep
yourself going for a full week, whatever it takes, and
see if you still feel the same way then. 

You’ve made it this far; and you will make it through. You are stronger than you think.

Because someone might need this today

Also for teachers in the long dark of November