Oh, I just love boats! Don’t you? Wind in your hair, ocean on every side, miles and miles from the nearest dry land, watery death awaiting at the slightest mishap! Man, that’s what I call livin’!
THIS WAS THE BEST! SPENT! MINUTE! OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!
This is the exact same energy as a movie scene where a 20-something who’s never had to interact with young kids before is forced to look after their older sister’s baby for 2 minutes while she takes a phone call and since they have no template for how to interact with a baby they just flip out
20yo: “so uuuuhhhhh, how about that MarioKart, huh?”
tora42's nonsensne 