operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

dduane:

avari20:

striving-artist:

We need a name for the shock-trauma that comes from reading a long fic, chapter after chapter, barely pausing to eat let alone pay attention to what chapter you’re on, and then scrolling down to click a button that isn’t there. There needs to be a word for the way all of the emotions you’ve been carrying that were hurtling forward with you as you read non stop, suddenly crash into a wall around you. There needs to be a word for the way you’re abruptly unbalanced and lost. There needs to be a word for how you futilely attempt to refresh the page, even though you know the next chapter won’t appear. 

There needs to be a word for this dammit. 

And I have a suggestion:

WiP-lash

YOU PUNNY BASTARD

Ow.

parentheticalaside:

I got everything I hoped for nationally last night: a Democratic House and more Democratic control in the states. I thought “blue wave” meant overcoming huge disadvantages from gerrymandering and voter suppression with a large Democratic turnout. I didn’t realize everyone else was defining blue wave as we sweep the House and the Senate, Donald Trump immediately resigns and apologizes for being such a dick, Brett Kavanaugh spontaneously combusts in his Supreme Court robes, and literally no Republican votes at all. That’s an oopsie on me.