When Aziraphale finally gets a smartphone he puts a picture of a snake as his background, and at first Crowley’s chuffed, because, you know, that’s him! except it isn’t actually Crowley, and then he becomes Jealous. Just who is this other snake anyway? Crowley’s much better looking. His scales are smoother and sleeker and why is this imposter on the angel’s phone? Who does he think he is?? And after he’s had a good long laugh, Aziraphale explains that he didn’t have a picture of Crowley to use, and of course Crowley goes YOU DO NOW, and that’s how Aziraphale got 57 pictures of Crowley on his phone. Just as he planed.
The phrasing just made me think way too much of this and now I’m just laughing
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