kyraneko:

Slytherin: Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

Ravenclaw: Did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours.

Slytherin: Fuck