terpsikeraunos:

terpsikeraunos:

aesthetically-shitposting:

terpsikeraunos:

latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree

im gonna eat an unholy amount of dirt fuck off to the forest and aborescere

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friendly reminder to everyone chiming in that the latin form in that sentence should be the conjugated future tense: @aesthetically-shitposting is using the english construction be going to.

this uses [conjugated form of be] + [going] + [infinitive].

to break it down:

[i’m] [going] [to eat] an unholy amount of dirt [i’m] [going] [to fuck off] to the forest and [i’m] [going] [to become a tree]. in latin, “to become a tree” is, in fact, the infinitive form, arborescere. therefore, this shitpost is using the “correct” latin form. but all of this is irrelevant because it’s pointless to criticize the grammar of a shitpost.