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“Well, well, well… it looks like you’ve finally met your match!”

“Dave, will you just finish putting the dang socks away?!”

“Shhhh… it’s a dramatic moment…”

I can’t believe I spent hours working on the laundry last night and didn’t use this joke even once! Darn it…

Anyone else, and I’d assume the darn pun was unintentional.

But not you Dave. Not you.

Admittedly, the pun still has some wrinkles to iron out, so I tried to be delicate about finding the right spot to fold it in.

I realized I was getting hung up from so much hemming and hawing, and my agitation was hampering the joke, so I decided to just deliver the line instead of pressing the matter.

It’s a little bit dryer than my usual humor, but it’s still a clean joke, so I think it sorted itself out.

Dave.