apathetic-revenant:

animatedamerican:

ramblingbacchanal:

p0werbottomvimes:

that time Sybil called Sam smol and angry and he was too smol and angry to notice

Awww

It’s the “until some days later” in the last line that really puts the finishing flourish on the joke.

Vimes, halfway through the carriage ride back to Ankh-Morpork: WAIT A MINUTE