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I can’t honestly believe Sam Vimes would be that good at sex but I also can’t believe that Sybil would allow him to be bad at sex so I think it all works out 

Carrot is instantly and effortlessly good at sex and somehow that’s the most frustrating thing about him

Nanny Ogg has never tried to sexually please anyone except herself and it is precisely that joyous indifference that has left nearly lethally satisfied partners blinking in her mighty, bawdy wake